Saturday, November 19, 2005

Store Wars is Great

Go to Store Wars at http://www.storewars.org. There you will find a five-minute movie about STORE WARS: JOIN THE ORGANIC REBELLION. The movie stars Cuke "Luke" Skywalker , Princess "Leia" lettuce, and Obi-Wan "Kenobi" Cannoli. It also co stars C3Peanuts, Tofu D2, Ham Solo, Chewbrocolli and Darth Tater.


CONTENTS
1. Use the Farm, Cuke
2. The farm
3. The Characters
4. The destinations
5. Funny moments

1. USE THE FARM CUKE
You are about to embark on a thrilling journey as Cuke Skywalker the cucumber. You must learn the ways of the farm, Save Princess Lettuce, and confront the evil lord of the dark side: Darth Tater.

The Dark Side of the farm is taking over the market. A group of rebels called the Organic Rebellion is fighting back. When Obi-Wan Cannoli tells you of the dark times, you head to the salad bar in search for friends to help you.
2. The farm
the farm is what gives you your power. Its a kind of field that creates all edible things. As you may have guessed, this is a ripoff of the force. In order to save Princess Lettuce and defeat Darth Tater, you'll need to master the farm.
3. The characters
Cuke Skywalker
Species: Cucumber
Gender: male
type: major character
Ripoff of: Luke Skywalker
Comments: Cuke Skywalker is a young cucumber who wishes for adventure. When he learns of the farm and the dark side from Obi-Wan Cannoli he sets out for an adventure. For help he heads to the salad bar only to meet...
Ham Solo.
Species: Ham
Gender: male
Type: Minor character
Ripoff of: Han Solo
Comments: Ham Solo is found "chillin'" in the salad bar. When Cuke and Obi-Wan Cannoli approach him he says "Hi. I'm Ham Solo, captain of the Millenium Scallion. I hear you're looking for a passage to the Organic System" Obi-Wan says "Yes indeed, if its a fast ship." "Sure is" Says Ham Solo "And I got the best co-pilot in the produce section...
CHEWBROCCOLI!"
Species: Brocolli
Gender: Male
Type: Minor character
Ripoff of: Chewbacca
Comments: This piece of Brocolli moans just like Chewy! He is co-pilot of the Millenium Scallion.